I WAS going to post on the happenings of my four-day weekend. But since I have worked 25 hours in TWO days, I’m a bit worn out. Well hell…I know you are all rapt with anticipation so I’ll give the Cliff’s Notes version…
Thursday went shopping at multiple Victoria’s Secrets with two hotties and previewed V For Vendetta. Friday, NCAA tournament at Hooter’s and had sex. Not with either of the previously mentioned hotties but at least it was with someone besides myself. (Yay!) Saturday, Little Rock to party with “open-minded” couples. Had sex, again with accompaniment. Sunday, attended the wedding of a good friend in Little Rock, then home. That’s it in a nutshell.
Posting may be even more erratic because I’ll most likely continue to work 12-hour shifts the rest of the week. MAY get weekend off. I’ll try to muster up the energy and post something somewhere in the ballpark of witty. Most likely I’ll be stuck in the parking lot.
So much to whine about. I have to go to work. Sex. Waaaaa! Work.
One of us has to make money and have sex with women. It’s definitely not me. I’ll gladly trade though.
So, uh, yeah… tell me more about the Victoria Secrets hotties.
Gann
First Victoria’s Secret excursion was the two women in the same dressing room trying outfits while I stood around alone, looking like a pervert. The clerks kept looking at me very suspiciously and asking if I needed help. I was like I came in here with two women, I swear.
Second trip was uneventful but the third was the winner. They got different rooms and kept having to run back and forth to help with the outfits. Basically it was lots of boobs and little lace, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing back and forth. Good times.
I’ll keep the sex but you can definitely have the 12-hour shifts. You unemployed people have too much time to knitpick.