Houston, I think we have a gin and problem. . . . If my ass was strapped in with millions of pounds of rocket fuel in a vehicle made by the lowest bidder, I think I’d need something to take the edge off, too. It’s not like they actually drive the fucking thing. At least [...]
Archive for July, 2007
The Wrong Stuff . . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on July 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
If you think you know the secret…Think twice . . . .
Posted in Movies on July 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Uh huh. They should’ve thought more than twice. I watched I Know Who Killed Me. It does suck. And not in the satisfying zip-up-when-finished-I-need-a-nap-afterward way. The plot had more holes than this: She’s still kinda hot though.
Les soeurs perverses . . . .
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on July 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Nipplecest, Part Duex: The Forbidden Tales. They’re back! The Two wild women that first brought you This all-time classic return in yet another, sure-fire hit: The question that begs to be answered is do I need to find new friends or do I need more friends of this persuasion? Ponder the possibilities . . . [...]
Ought to be a law . . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on July 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Took The Ex and the kids out to eat and to play. “Play” meaning they go crazy in the Burger King play room and I sit at the table from a safe distance and watch. Afterward, we went to a few stores looking for a replacement cord for The Ex’s laptop. While exiting the last [...]
I now pronounce you husband and husband . . . .
Posted in Movies on July 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I just finished previewing I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. It didn’t suck. This chick is hot. Think I see a trend developing here. So I’m not Ebert and Whoever . . . .
More than meets the eye . . . .
Posted in Movies on July 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I just watched Transformers. It didn’t suck. This chick is hot. End of review.
The verdict is in . . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on July 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
. . . and evidently I am a complete ass. It seems, as of late, that my circle of friends has a certain muliebral quality (damn that thesaurus makes me sound smart). Not long ago I was whiling away the nights with Gangsta Tee and Lip Synch, either ogling the eye candy at the Dirty [...]
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da . . . .
Posted in Music, On Tour on July 14, 2007 | 2 Comments »
A couple of days before the 4th, Gann and I drove to St. Louis and laid rest to the last resentment I have towards my father. On a sad day back in February of 1984, my Dad said “Fuck no!” when all my friend’s parents said a loving “Yes” to our request to see The [...]
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays . . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on July 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Today was my first day back to work. Because of some bad circumstances and thanks to some good occurrences, I got what averaged out to a decent 12 days off. After completing a whole 15 minutes of my shift, I was already, ready for a day off. Not going into too much detail (not that [...]
