Standing in line at the recently opened Electric Cowboy (I just threw up a little while typing that), swatting away mosquitoes and trying to ignore the heat, I got to overhear the conversation of the two poindexters that were in front of me. It seems that the two dorks were overjoyed that some little [...]
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Revenge of the Nerds . . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on June 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Wow, it must really be an epidemic . . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on May 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
To hell with hearings on steroids in baseball and all the braying about global warming. Why isn’t Congress doing something about this? How is it that we always ignore those who are truly in need?
Fuck Memphis . . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on February 21, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I’ll catch up the two of you that don’t care read this blog in a post later in the week, but for now, something that makes me cranky. Well. . . crankier than normal. . .
One, they closed Platinum Plus. Why in the hell does a city spend 23 months investigating [...]
Last seen on the side of a milk carton. . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on November 15, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
I see that it’s been a big stretch since my last post. I had hoped to come back from vacation with renewed vigor and at least a story or two to write about but it looks as if I didn’t. I seem to be suffering from a huge case of the Blah’s. [...]
From God’s lips to Abdul’s ears. . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on September 23, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Hell, if both the Saudis and the French say so, it has to be true. . . .
Got to love the news channels. They stress the this report is “unconfirmed” , that not many governments believe this leaked report is real, and that many times before, there have been rumors of bin Laden’s death. Yet, [...]
If you’re on the run, Dog is gonna get you. . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on September 23, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
I admit, with head hung somewhat in embarrassment, that I like Dog The Bounty Hunter. Bad hair, big boobs, stuck in the 80’s fashions. . . hell, what’s not to like. Kind of a redneck version of COPS but with a moral. And set in Hawaii. I even killed an entire [...]
Bitch and Moan. . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on September 9, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Bitch:
My back started being more disagreeable than normal and I needed to go see a doctor. Tried to make an appointment with my regular doctor but since my last visit, he had moved to a town 20 miles away. His receptionist refused to give me an appointment until she got his approval. Knowing how slowly [...]
We now interrupt your regularly scheduled programming. . . .
Posted in Shiny Randomness on September 3, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
for this public service announcement:
If you are going to use information you read on this blog in an argument, at least have the nerve to admit where you found the it. Trying to smugly pass off that you found this nugget through your own sagacious investigating is insulting and sad. It doesn’t take an acute, [...]
Laissez les bons temps rouler. . . .Baby
Posted in Shiny Randomness on August 30, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Friday afternoon, while doing some running around town, the car’s air conditioner stops working. It would blow cold for a bit, then not, then cold again. Later that night, I’d get five minutes of cold air, then nothing. It continued to do that all weekend, which is great when it’s 90 degrees with a heat [...]
Pithy post headline down below….
Posted in Shiny Randomness on August 7, 2006 | 2 Comments »
The Wheels Car goes round and round over and over. . . .
Baby’s Momma had a wreck. If I ever start posting regularly, I’ll add a “Cast of Characters” page but for now I’ll make the background story short to help the uninformed. Baby’s Momma is a woman that I dated for a couple of [...]