I know, it’s been a minute since my last post. I’ve had a lot of stuff on my plate, biggest of which is my laziness. Here a few things, one of which didn’t happen on Tuesday, that have me thinking, irritated, or really irritatedly thinking:
How the fuck is it one of the biggest [...]
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Stuper Tuesday . . . .
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on February 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
And now for a Public Service Announcement . . . .
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on August 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
For those of you that haven’t watched the news, read a newspaper, or have been too caught up in hearing Fergie on the radio singing about missing her blanket every hour on the hour to find a forecast, word is there’s a storm abrewin’. Check below :
That there is a hurricane. [...]
A Wild and Crazy Guy . . . .
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on August 11, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Over the last year or so, many of my weekend nights as a free-swinging bachelor have been spent with women of a certain ilk. During some of these wild nights, it’s been asked if I have gotten any photographic evidence, which, on one occasion, I was fortunate enough to capture the moment in a [...]
Les soeurs perverses . . . .
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on July 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Nipplecest, Part Duex: The Forbidden Tales. They’re back! The Two wild women that first brought you This all-time classic return in yet another, sure-fire hit:
The question that begs to be answered is do I need to find new friends or do I need more friends of this persuasion? Ponder the possibilities [...]
Well looky there . . .
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on June 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I think that there was a post. Yep, it sure was. Yes, down below this little ditty is an actual post. I thunk and typed it all myself. And you only had to wait 30 days for those pearls of wisdom. Hey, I’m quicker than that Rowling chick, albeit less [...]
I have a dirty secret . . . .
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on May 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
. . . . I bought gas today. What kind of Bolshevik, Sandinista, Jihad type thinking was that? Well, obviously, I must not love my country. How dare I line the bloated pockets of the true Axis Of Evil. Thanks to my unpatriotic duties, Tiger Marts, Kum & Go’s, and 7/11’s [...]
Never will life be the same. . . .
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on December 9, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Please, this. . . cannot. . . be. . . true. The good times. The fun with friends. The Purple. Just. Can’t. Be. Over. Life is no longer worth living.
No further explanation necessary . .
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on November 29, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Earlier this year I stumbled across the Jan Terri video on some random site and passed it along to a couple of friends as the funniest thing I had ever seen. Seems as if I was selling funny a little short. I can’t remember where I found it but This is [...]
Who’s the bad person . . . .
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on August 20, 2006 | 3 Comments »
The woman, for telling me she’ll let her sister lick her nipple for a Jack and Coke?
Or. . . .
Me, for buying the Jack and Coke and watching the nipplecest take place.
For some reason I feel extremely. . . . un-disgusted about myself. What does that say exactly?
Read and obey….
Posted in The Coming Apocolypse on August 4, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
That’s right…
Arsonist Radio
-presents-
GROUP THERAPY’S
SALUTE TO “GUITAR HEROES”!
Yeah, sounds like a big ol’ sausage party, huh? Well you’d be wrong! This show will be informative and fun for ALL genders! The guys will learns stuff! The gals will learn stuff! The gays will educate our troglodyte asses! The hermaphrodites will [...]
