Archive for June, 2006

Goat demoted for parade incident

At first I was going to just post the above, thinking the story didn’t come through with the comedy that the headline did. After skimming it again, I could be wrong. Some quotes:

“He was reported for subordination and after consideration, the commanding officer decided he had no option but to demote Billy."

Since his demotion, soldiers of a lower rank are no longer expected to salute Billy as a sign of respect .

Think I’ll let it rest on its own laurels. . . .


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Can’t exactly remember but I think it was here that I read this. . .

“It’s a form of rape, really, no matter how much the goat has had to drink.”

Probably says something unflattering of me but I think the above phrase is definitely t-shirt worthy.

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