Archive for November, 2006

Earlier this year I stumbled across the Jan Terri video on some random site and passed it along to a couple of friends as the funniest thing I had ever seen. Seems as if I was selling funny a little short. I can’t remember where I found it but This is truly one (5) of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long while. I’ve always said that monkeys and midgets = comedy and that is as true a statement as there is. Jan and Sondra make me want to recalculate.


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Your life in 17 songs . . . .

I ran across this while reading CeeElCee’s blog and thought I’d give it a try.  I’ve never participated in one of those “tag you’re it/answer these questions” sort of thing before.  No one has ever asked, which shouldn’t be much of a surprise since nobody reads this blog.  I am positive that this has absolutely nothing to do with lack of writing skills or frequency of posts.  Someday the internet will finally stumble upon this hidden paragon of witticism.

Anyway, the rules:

First, fire up whatever you use for your music library (winamp, window’s media, itunes . . . blah blah).  Next, turn on shuffle mode (may have to drag the library location in the “open file” box, depending on what you use) and press play.  Answer the first question with whatever song plays first.  Hit “next” and answer the second, and so forth until all 17 are done.  No bullshitting, explaining, excusing, or posing.  Just the truth, warts and all.

Here are mine:

Opening Credits:  Across The Universe – The Beatles

Waking Up:  Under My Thumb – Social Distortion (Rolling Stones Cover)

First Day At School:  Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes

Falling In Love:  Perfect Situation – Weezer

Fight Song:  The Grudge – Tool

Breaking Up:  War – The Cardigans

Prom:  Speak – Queensryche

Mental Breakdown:  Let Me Sleep – PJ Harvey

Driving:  Love Is A Battlefield – Pat Benatar

Flashback:  Manifesto In G – Le Tigre

Getting Back Together:  Only A Memory – The Smithereens

Wedding:  Charity, Chastity, Prudence, and Hope – Husker Du

Birth of Child:  Born Annoying – Helmet

Final Battle:  Baby Doll – N.E.R.D.

Death Scene:  Hard Times – Tora Tora

Funeral Song:  My Kickass Life – The Supersuckers

End Credits:  I’m Hurtin’ – Roy Orbison

A few interesting answers.  What’s it say about me?  Not a lot other than I may be slightly schizophrenic and I’ve probably downloaded way too much music.  Unless you are the RIAA, then I’ve legally purchased it all.

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I see that it’s been a big stretch since my last post. I had hoped to come back from vacation with renewed vigor and at least a story or two to write about but it looks as if I didn’t. I seem to be suffering from a huge case of the Blah’s. I just can’t get myself in front of the keyboard to do anything other than surf. My vast audience of four has been reduced to one daily visitor (guess The EX is my only devoted fan). I’ve got some post ideas floating around plus I need to post about the vacation so I have made a vow to myself to get my shit together and start posting within the next two weeks or I am going to scrap this blog and stick to downloading porn. Videos of midget tapioca wrestling can be very time consuming.

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